Funny Sonic the Hedgehog questions?

please answer all these questions in order. 1) If Sonic surrenders to Robotnik and calls him his best friend? 2) If Tails bites Sonic? 3) If Sonic admits his love forAmy and marries her? 4) If Sonic kicked Knuckles in the shin? 5) If Shadow admits that Sonic is faster and he cheats? 6) If Rouge becomes a Porn-star? 7) If Big the Cat is send to the mental hospital?